Harry Freakin Potter Lyrics & Chords By Starkid Productions

[Ron:]
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
You don't understand
You're a legend, man
To us all!
Every son and daughter
[Chorus:]
Safe!
[Ron:]
From You-Know-Who
All because of you!
You were small,
But I wonder if you can recall...
Long story short,
This guy,
(Whispered) Voldemort
Was super cruel...
[Harry:]
(Spoken) Voldemort?
[Chorus:]
(Gasp) Shhh!
[Ron:]
He tried to kill you
And your parents,
And this is where it
Gets intensely cool...
Even though you were
A tiny little boy
You shoulda died but you
Survived and then destroyed
This evil guy and it's
A story we enjoy to tell...
[Chorus:]
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
We don't prefer Gandalf,
Merlin, or Oz.
You're a whole lot hotter!
With that lighting scar,
You're a superstar to us all!
If we're in trouble, we know who to call!
[(Instrumental)]
[(Dialogue)]
[Rita:]
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
I wouldn't wince at all,
You're invincible
From all harm!
Like Betty Crocker... Oooh!
I wanna eat you up
No one'll beat you up
With that charm
Remember, Harry, kid
You're the Boss
You're the King
You're the Bomb!
[(Dialogue)]
[Harry:]
But this is all so sad
I mean, my Mom and Dad
Were killed, long ago...
[Chorus:]
Long ago they died!
[Harry:]
I wanna be psyched
But being unliked
Is all I know...
[Chorus:]
All he knows, that's why...
[Harry:]
I never thought I'd be
A part of such a fate
An opportunity
Eleven years late...
I guess it's time for me
To step up to the plate
And show 'em that
I'm something great!
I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!
I'll do what I can
If what you say I am
Is true
I can't be bothered
By my awful past
I've found at last
Something I can do
So it's time I knew
Exactly who I am...
I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!
[Chorus:]
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
[All:]
I'm/You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
[Harry:]
And I'm the Man!
[All:]
(Spoken) Harry Freakin' Potter!