Have I Got A Girl For You? Lyrics & Chords By Stephen Sondheim

JENNY: Bobby...
PETER: Bobby...
AMY: Bobby baby...
PAUL: Bobby bubi...
JOANNE: Robby...
SUSAN: Robert, darling...
ALL: Bobby, we've been trying to reach you...
SARAH: Angel, I've got something to tell you...
AMY & PAUL: Bobby, it's important or I wouldn't call...
ALL: Whatcha doin' Thursday?
DAVID & JENNY: Bobby, look, I know how you hate it and all...
ALL: But this is something special...
Not that you don't know a lot of lovely girls, but

Bobby, come on over for dinner!
There's someone we want you to meet!
Bobby, come on over for dinner!

HUSBANDS: This girl from the office...

WIVES: My niece from Ohio...

ALL: It'll just be the four of us!
You'll loooove her!

LARRY: Have I got a girl for you,
Wait till you meet her!
Have I got a girl for you, boy
Hoo, boy!
Dumb
And with a weakness for Sazerac slings!
You give her even the fruit and she swings.
The kind of girl you can't send through the mails!
Call me tomorrow, I want the details.

PETER: Have I got a chick for you,
Wait till you meet her!
Have I got a chick for you, boy
Hoo, boy!
Smart
She's into all those exotic mystiques,
The Kama Sutra and Chinese techniques
I hear she knows more than seventy-five!
Call me tomorrow if you're still alive!

HUSBANDS: Have I got a girl for you,
Wait till you meet her!
Have I got a girl for you, boy
Hoo, boy!
Boy
To be in your shoes what I wouldn't give!
I mean, the freedom to go out and live!
And as for settling down and all that...
Marriage may be where it's been,
But it's not where it's at.

Whaddaya like? You like coming home to a kiss?
Somebody with a smile at the door?
Whaddaya like? You like indescribable bliss?
Then whaddaya wanna get married for?

Whaddaya like? You'd like an excursion to Rome?
Suddenly taking off to explore?
Whaddaya like? You like having meals cooked at home?
Then whaddaya wanna get married for?
Whaddaya wanna get married for?
Whaddaya wanna get married for?
Whaddaya wanna get married for?