Hazardous Environments Lyrics & Chords By Jonathan Coulton

Nerd rap infests your internet. You left a trap, but it's empty. MC Frontalot took a gape but the bait wasn't tempting, ending up uncaged and at large to talk smack at you...read more

In our modern free-spoken society There is a word that we still hold taboo A word with a terrible history Of being used to abuse, oppress and subdue Just six seemingly harmless...read more

Code Monkey get up get coffee Code Monkey go to job Code Monkey have boring meeting With boring manager Rob Rob say Code Monkey very diligent But his output stink His code not...read more

It's the perfect time of year Somewhere far away from here I feel fine enough, I guess Considering everything's a mess There's a restaurant down the street Where...read more

Billy built a robot in his parent's garage, because he had a list of problems that he needed to solve. He said, "I'm sick of the Hills, Laguna Beach is fake and whack. Let's...read more