He The Lush She The Blush Lyrics & Chords By Damsels

I'm so glad that I don't have a mortgage. If I did, I would be so poor right now. I'm so glad that I don't have a hire purchase. If I did, I would be so poor right now....read more

I once had a feminine grace. I once had a shot in the arm. I once had a youthful charm. Went to school and they got it all out, they didn't know what I was about. I just...read more

Feathering the nest is better than sex, it's better than poverty, better than lunacy. Feathering the nest is what birds do, we should listen to the birds when they say feathering...read more

Waxing down my electric sex chair... (...) Asked ... Are you the pool boy? ... "This ain't a pharmacy!"...read more

Thank you, my Hebrew wife, for burying me right when I died two and a half thousand years ago. You dug so hard, sweating out your grief, that your two young labourers felt guilty and...read more