Heavy Menu Lyrics & Chords By Snfu

Who is that new waitress
He wants her on his plate
Every time he sees her
He just has to masturbate
He wants her luscious breasts
On the end of his fork
But all the menu offers
Is chicken, beef and pork
But I don't want that girl to be mine
For breakfast lunch or supper time
She's not a sex object but a person too!
I know that she's not on the menu.
She's not on the menu!
She's not on the menu!
He wants to eat her body
Just like a plate of fries
And suck out all the gravy
That seeps into her thighs
He says he loves that girl
That couldn't be more true
Because every time he speaks to her
He comes into his soup.
But I don't want that girl to be mine
For breakfast lunch or supper time
She's not a sex object but a person too!
I know that she's not on the menu.
She's not on the menu!
She's not on the menu!