Heimlich Maneouvre Lyrics & Chords By Eddie Izzard

I figured, since I wrote a song about, you know, God and Jesus and all that, I would have to give the opposition equal time. (menacing voice) Ever since first man has walked this...read more

Then get this right? I'm driving along man I'm driving as I'm driving, I'm driving safely. I'm obeying the rules.of the road. Whatever sign comes at me I look at it and I go .Ok....read more

Once, there was this kid who Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint And when he finally came back He had cane marks all over his bottom He said that it was from...read more

3rd Storee Miscellaneous If They Only Knew I could love you for the rest of my life Set it off right, you be my wife We make moves (uh huh) dang if they only knew, Ill...read more

I love to smoke. I love to smoke and I love to eat red meat. I love to eat raw fucking red meat. Nothing I like better than sucking down a hot steaming cheese burger and a butt at the...read more