Hey Santa Claus Wheres My Fuckin Bike Lyrics & Chords By Bowser & Blue

he struts and he swaggers, he's pretty sure that chicks dig a guy in uniform grey flannel pants and wine covered jacket the smirk on his face makes you just wanna smack it ...read more

Santa was stoned at Christmas How'd he get that high And what's he feedin' them reindeers That makes the bastards fly I shared a cone with Santa A happy Christmas high ...read more

(Mike on lead) The mist of the morning in this strange town, lifted slowly with the sun, refracted the rays in a thousand ways, a new day just begun. And it crowded against my...read more

(Mike, doing a Gordon Lightfoot voice) She had that disposition Sent all the boys a wishin' As we trickled down the coast of Peggy's hide-a-way. We loaded up the cube...read more

Just to wake up in the morning, to the quiet of the cove And to hear Aunt Bessie talking to herself. And to hear poor Uncle John, mumbling wishes to old Nell It made me feel that...read more