His 'n' Hers Lyrics & Chords By Pulp

I've got the time
and you've got the space.
I'm gonna wipe you down
and lick the smile off your face, the smile off your face.
Tho we know that it's wrong,
towel sets,
matching combs.
Oh it looks so good but does it turn you on?
I want you now,
I want you here,
so lie down by the fire
and if the neighbours hear, the neighbours hear
Cos they don't understand
what you've got in your hand.
Oh it looks so good but does it turn you on?

Are we going to do it again?
Sideways.
I was stuck in the queue when you came.
Delivered me from his 'n' hers,
you pulled the units down.
Delivered me from his 'n' hers
and when I saw his face,
it made me feel better.

Now it's gone too far,
we gave up hope,
and the future's bleak,
it's just a soap on a rope, a soap on a rope.
Put the rope round his neck.
Pull it tight;
he's erect,
oh and it looks so good but does it turn you on?

Are we going to do it again?
Shove it in sideways.
I was stuck in the queue when you came.
Delivered me from his 'n' hers,
you pulled the units down.
Delivered me from his 'n' hers
and when I saw his face,
it made me feel better.

So we were lying in bed afterwards
and she asked me
what made me frightened
and I said -
I'm frightened of Belgian Chocolates,
I'm frightened of pot pourri,
I'm frightened of James Dean posters,
I'm frightened of figurines,
I'm frightened of endowment plans.
I'm frightened of 26" screens,
I'm frightened of remote control.
I'm frightened of evenings in the brincliffe Oaks searching for conversation.
"Oh, you're stupid", she said
and she took my hand
and she said,
"I want you.
I want you.
I want you to touch.
I want you to touch me.
I want you to touch me.
Oh."

Are we going to do it again?
Shove it in sideways.
I was stuck in the queue when you came.
Delivered me from his 'n' hers,
you pulled the units down.
Delivered me from his 'n' hers
and when I saw his face,
it made me feel better.