Hodgman Theme Song Lyrics & Chords By Jonathan Coulton

I can't get enough of you baby I can't get enough of you baby Yes it's true baby, yes it's true Whenever we kiss I get a feeling like this I get to wishin' that there were two...read more

It's been one week since you looked at me Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry." Five days since you laughed at me Saying, "Get that together, come back and see...read more

From Omega to Mars From the Council to the seediest bars From the reaches of space To the pillars of Asari grace There are battle-worn Batarians lacking in humility Turians a...read more

I am Cow, hear me moo I weigh twice as much as you And I look good on the barbecue Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter's Made from liquid from my udders I am Cow, I am Cow,...read more

It's the perfect time of year Somewhere far away from here I feel fine enough, I guess Considering everything's a mess There's a restaurant down the street Where...read more