Honesty Is The Best Policy Lyrics & Chords By The Smothers Brothers

Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun Cows aren't fun They eat to grow, they grow to die They die to be eat at the hamburger fry Cows...read more

I can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest, I can stay underwater for 5 minutes on a single breath When I focus my mind I always reach my goal, But there's one thing I...read more

Who's that waddlin' down the street? It's just me, 'cause I love to eat Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham Who's real flabby? Yes, I am! Every picture of...read more

Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share He fumbled 'round until he could no longer...read more

woke up this mornin, clock said I was late for school, teacher told me "that's not cool" gotta put my shirt and pants on, flew down the front stair, wet my fingers and...read more