Honking Like The Pink Lyrics & Chords By The Best Band

There was a time when all kinds of women wanted to sleep with me There were young ones and old ones and shy ones and bold ones and I always got it for free (I thought…) Ah, but...read more

Where the fuck are my car keys? They were right here in my hand. I had 'em just a second ago Did I leave them in the kitchen? Or underneath the cushins of the couch? I...read more

I got a call from my old writing partner from college, Jeff, and, you know, we're kinda drinking and talking on the phone, and he goes, "You know, I bet you that I can name a subject...read more

When the game of life makes you feel like quittin', It helps a lot if you kill a kitten Mark my words, cause from where I'm sittin, You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten. ...read more

Call from my car to say I'll be there in awhile Short plane ride and I will get to see your pretty smile Nothing on the radio I fiddle with the dial Then I see a sign the...read more