Hotel Room Debauchery Lyrics & Chords By Dylan Moran

It's a magical phase I'm going through But it means so little without you Hold my hand and we'll feel better Let's go outside as the sky goes redder Other girls don't do it...read more

(Carlin:) Say, why not become a schmuck? A licensed, practicing schmuck. Or, if you qualify, a CPS. That's right. A certified public schmuck. Y'know, it may not seem like it when you...read more

Beautiful ladies in danger Danger all round the world I will protect them Because I am Chris de Burgh Beautiful ladies in emergency situations Beautiful ladies are lovely But...read more

Now I've probably got the feminists all pissed off at me because I'm joking about rape. Feminists want to control your language. Feminists want to tell you how to talk. And their...read more

I'm the ice box man at our house. I'm Ice Box Man! I answer the call when there's a need at the ice box. Two very important responsibilities, the first one is: keeping people from...read more