Houdini Story Lyrics & Chords By Groucho Marx

Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun Cows aren't fun They eat to grow, they grow to die They die to be eat at the hamburger fry Cows...read more

En piga och en dräng dom satt på en äng vid en bäck någonstans Pigan hon va' sugen och drängen likaså på en månskensromans Drängen tog tag i pigan och sa: Du, du...read more

You ever go to a drive-in movie, start drinking, get drunk, pass out in your car, and the next morning you're part of flea market? Then you feel bad, you ain't got nothing to sell up...read more

Well the preacher went out a huntin' it was on one Sunday morn It was against his religion but he took a shotgun along He got himself a mess almighty fine quail and one old...read more

A dinner was served for three At Dracula's house by the sea The hors d'oeurves were fine But I choked on my wine When I learned that the main course was me! The waitress...read more