House Song Lyrics & Chords By Ministry Of Magic

Im a Ravenclaw
I like to read books
When I cast spells
theyre off the freaking hook.
Im a Gryffindor
Illl fly with my friends
Well never back down
and fight to the end.
Im a Slytherin
I am very rich
Ill go on a date
with whoever gets the snitch.
Im a Hufflepuff
just staying relaxed
Gimme drinks and friends
No fueds, we got tact.
(Ew, who brought the Hufflepuff?
Hey, Im just trying to have a good time over here!)
A good time!
A good time!
Im a Ravenclaw
got wit beyond measure
I can catch a snitch
like its caught up in a tether.
Im a Slytherin
the house of a snake
Come get in my way
and get tossed in the lake.
Im a Gryffindor
and we own the sky
Yeah! We always win
with our rally cry.
Im a Slytherin
the top of my class
If you disagree
Ill kick your muggle ass.
(Uh, Alan, do you even know what Harry Potter IS?
Well, I haven't read the books, but Ive seen all the movies!)
Lets beat him up!
Lets beat him up!
Im a Slytherin
a big fan of Snape
If its a MoM album
we have to say Snape.
Im a Hufflepuff
were true to the end
United we stand
so I stand with my friends.
Im a Gryffindor
as brave as they come
And my namesake sword
will get the job done.
Im a Ravenclaw
my brain is super fast
Like Sheldon Cooper
but not a total ass.
(So whos this Sheldon Cooper guy, anyway, Aaron?
Hes from the show the Big Bang Theory!
Youre out of the band.)
Hes no Spock!
I dont wanna go!