How Could The Girl Of My Dreams Be A Lesbian Lyrics & Chords By Nowhere Fast

I looked at her, she looked at me
Above her cover of Seventeen.
An angel in disguise, she was.
One look at her, and I fell in love.
Hoping that she'd talk to me,
Giddy as a boy could be.
She got up and walked away.
So I followed her home that day.

She was the prettiest girl in my world.
She was the prettiest girl in my world.

So I asked her out that day.
She said she didn't swing my way.
I couldn't think of words to say
When she told me she was gay.
But then I had really had enough.
But that's okay; I called her bluff.
'Cause I was sure that this was love.
She's all that I'm thinking of.

I hope she's joking with me. She will pay.
How could the girl of my dreams be a gay?

I parked my van outside her door.
I wasn't ready for what's in store.
I watched two girls come and go,
Decided that she had to go.
If I couldn't have her, no one would.
So I did just what I should.
I snuck myself inside her home
And killed my baby nice and slow.