How Many Ways? Lyrics & Chords By The Rohan Theatre Band

I love you like the maggot loves a corpse
And I love you like the rabbit loves a hole
And I love you like the ripper loved to tear apart his whores
And I love you like a tale loves to be told

I love you like the butcher loves the beef
And I love you like the hangman loves his noose
And I love you like the dentist loves drilling holes in teeth
And I love you like the mildew loves the fruit

I love you like a penguin loves the cold
And I love you like the doctor loves the sick
And I love like an undertaker loves the dying and the old
And I love you like a wanker loves his dick

I love you like a cauldron loves to bubble
Like a bastard cholesterol loves to break a fragile heart
And I love you like a naughty boy loves trouble
And like a bomb blast loves to blow things clean apart

And I love you like the darkness loves the owl
And I love you like a bishop loves his choirboys
And I love you like a pervert loves to leer at little girls
And I love you like a schoolteacher loves confiscating toys

And I love you like a fire loves to burn
And I love you like an arrow loves its target
And I love you like the wheels on the rack love to turn
I love you like the shamed love to forget

I love you like a piggy loves the mud
And I love you like a schoolgirl loves to pout
And I love you like a flea loves sucking blood
And I love you like a tart loves to spread her legs about

I love you like a judge loves to condemn
And I love you like a bully loves to bash
And I love you like a fraud loves to pretend
And I love you like a miser loves his cash

And I love you like an illness loves a fever
And I love you like a stalker loves his prey
And I love you like a nightmare loves the dreamer
And I love you like tomorrow loves today

I love you like a mourner loves to weep
And I love you like the winter loves the snow
I love you like a crow loves pecking eyes from dying sheep
And I love you like a gossip loves to know