How To Call In Sick Lyrics & Chords By Donnie Baker

Beer belly blues... what color are my new shoes... 'cause my feet & belt buckle are things I rarely see. My problem is not my glands, it comes poured from aluminum cans, ...read more

Oh, winters here with all the ice and snow and the surlly slush upon road the salty spray upon my window makes me wish i replaced my wiperblades my whipper whipper whipper...read more

(by Tom Snyder) B, double E, double R, U, N Beer run B, double E, double R, U, N Beer run All we need is a ten and a fiver A car and a key and a sober driver B, double E,...read more

You're a beautiful girl And your pants are on so tight That when you stand just right I can see it all When you're on the beach And your bikini's soaking wet I see...read more

You can be mean to me Mean as you want to be Just say anything that you like You can be nasty and catty And cruel and unusual Twist my nose with your fingers Trip me while I...read more