How To Get More Money Lyrics & Chords By That Handsome Devil

Alright America,
You're in for some tough moments. Sucks, don't it?
Your cup overfloweth, and you chose to dunk donuts.
Now you're slumped in the corner with the punch-drunk poets.

Are you mildly depressed, by anxiety and stress?
Though society has lied to me, I try to be my best.
Our cash and possessions, defining the successes
Of a life that ain't quite entirely correct.

Well, the odds of getting rich are strictly anecdotal,
But we all watch the shows and we wear the brands and logos,
Feeling that the future holds some kind of grand proposal.
Sometimes I wanna grab the gun and make 'em hand it over.

Tell me how to get (money), and not have to shoot somebody.
This is how to get (money), and not have to shoot shoot shoot shoot...
(Bang, baby, bang.)

You get a lot of free cash if your numbers on the lottery match
Or rob banks in the Halloween mask.
"Is there something more practical?" you probably ask.
"Some way to get by when the economy's crashed?"

There's a lot of ways to get paid if you don't have scruples;
The government just calls it loopholes.
Why, I know people that'd kill you, you get your gold tooth pulled,
And guys in nice suits who'll sell you high fructose.

Your claims don't match to your quarterly receipts?
Fake a car crash, be reportedly deceased.
Sneaking in a restaurant, ordering a feast,
And eat like I'm morbidly obese.

Well, if I had one, man, I'd just stay in my car,
Wear a beret and a scarf, and play the guitar.
I know a guy who buys organs, spends his day at the bar.
Well, I'm about to sell 'em all, just be a brain in a jar.

Tell me how to get (money), and not have to shoot somebody.
This is how to get (money), and not have to shoot somebody.
Tell me how to get (money), and not have to shoot somebody.
This is how to get (money), and not have to shoot shoot shoot shoot...
(Bang, baby, bang.)

Don't believe in the dollar, but it's the only choice they've given me.
America's pursuit of happiness and liberty.
Take a kid door-to-door, collecting for the little league or
Some charity that taps into our pity and our misery.

War is corporations, fighting for customers,
Locations, and high-end construction work.
Well, kids ain't kids now, we've been trying to establish,
Assigning them a status of a buying demographic.

Are your student loans due? Check the change returns
On phone booths, and grow your own produce.
Stow away on some Caribbean boat cruise.
There's nothing a desperate man won't do.

Well, I know it's not right, but it sure is funny,
Jumpin' off the ladder for insurance money.
And all those old women hide their purses from me.
Well the flower looks pretty but the dirt is ugly.

Tell me how to get (money), and not have to shoot somebody.
This is how to get (money), and not have to shoot somebody.
Tell me how to get (money), and not have to shoot somebody.
This is how to get (money), and not have to shoot shoot shoot shoot...
(Bang, baby, bang.)

Took a weekend vacation, on a study for sleep deprivation.
The streets ain't a cheap education.
The dollar bill replaced, the thrill of the chase,
The hunt and the kill, the skill that it takes.

Old Bernie said your money was earnin' interest.
Now you got thirty minutes of attorney visits.
It feels like disaster may be flirting with us,
And all I got is nursery rhymes and dirty limericks.

Alright folks, well I'd love to stay and chat
But I ain't had a decent meal in like a day and a half.
I'll meet you in the back and you can pay me in cash.
Walk away a new man.

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This is how to get (money), and not have to shoot somebody.
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