Human Torpedo Lyrics & Chords By Jonathan Winters

She's part girl, she's part boy She's got parts everyone can enjoy She's got more, she's got less She's got her man hood tucked in her dress Is she a mister or is she a miss? ...read more

Sesame Street Miscellaneous Rubber Duckie (Little Richard's Version) (spoken after smoking piano riff) Well, here I am in my tubby again. And my tubby's all filled up with...read more

All my days I live with my disgrace I'm afraid to show my face Or at least take off my underwear See I was born Like a half way neutered pet I don't have a matching set ...read more

I assumed he was talking to his missus When I heard him talkin' on the phone His huge tattered frame was shakin' and sobbin' You could tell he was really missin' home This...read more

Thank you, thank you, welcome to our show. Don't you think it's just a little bit strange that Ronald Reagan had an operation on his asshole and George Bush had an operation on his...read more