Hungry Joe Lyrics & Chords By Barstool Prophets

Hungry Joe?
He died three years ago
As for the circumstances
For now it's best that you don't know

Starved for attention
He was always trying to find a fight
But his demise was unconnected
To this facet of his appetite

He'd say
Me (me big) Me Big (big man), Me Big Man
Come on you want a piece of me man?
Me (me big) Me Big (big man), Me Big Man
Come and take me if you can.

Hungry Joe lived in a dream
Where he was "ladies' man supreme"
As anyone will tell you if you ask

Joe thought of his life more like a quest
To prove to women he was best
Though they didn't seem as eager towards the task

He'd say
Me (me big) Me Big (big man), Me Big Man
Do you want to know how big I am?
Me (me big) Me Big (big man), Me Big Man

And as the cost
Of a wager lost
A young woman had the nerve to step up and say:
You may or may not know
Congratulations Joe
This must be your lucky day

Then she led him to a place
Where she said they'd be alone
And she coaxed him into showing something
He had never shown

Then she let her girlfriends in
And they laughed and laughed
And left him lying there

Joe started chewing on his fingers
Nervously gnawing on a knuckle
Teething up his forearm
Until he found a tender muscle

So you see Joe was nicknamed "Hungry"
Not for the life he lived alone
But for the way in which they found him
With teeth embedded in the bone

He'd say:
Me (me big) Me Big (big man), Me Big Man
Tear off another piece if you can
Me (me big) Me Big (big man), Me Big Man
Come on you want a piece of me