I Am A Cool Guy Lyrics & Chords By White Guys Jumping

Ejaculation is fun: It's like shooting with a gun! Aiming at some stuff... Stroke me hard and then take your time, Blow me, hooker, now take my slime!...read more

I don't wanna go outside, I like it here - in my home, yeah! Kicking ass in the net, boosting my ego in the message boards. Why should I go outdoors like those dumb faggots in...read more

Sometimes I wonder why the hell am I even here at all Every morning I get up to fall I work so goddamn hard trying to make them pieces fit But everything I do it just ends up shit...read more

DEVASTATE THE REAL ESTATE! DROP THE BOMBS NOW! DON'T HESITATE, I CAN'T WAIT, TO SEE THE POW! YOU'RE NEVER SPECIAL ENOUGH TO EVADE THE BLAST! YOU CAN BE SKINNY...read more

We're like rodents in the channels in the dirty streets - the fucking geeks. Moving upstairs, talking bout crap... they don't really know ...read more