I Am Getting Married Lyrics & Chords By Margaret Cho

In life there are many things Some of them are the same and some are opposites About some of these things I do sing A cactus is the opposite of a chair In my house you can sit...read more

On the first night in the titty club, We was checking out all the chicks. There was black ones and whites ones, brunettes and blondes, Look at the size of that red heads tits. The...read more

You ever go to a drive-in movie, start drinking, get drunk, pass out in your car, and the next morning you're part of flea market? Then you feel bad, you ain't got nothing to sell up...read more

somebody dun gon to the Walmart man this the stuff i got for christmas well you cleand up what ya get 5 flanle sherts 4 big mut tires 3 shot gun shells 2 huntin dogs and some...read more

Remember when there was nothing else to do, But lie and bed and, Wonder how it was always up to you, And no one else and, Early mornings, made by warnings, What's the point...read more