I Blew A Little Blast On My Whistle Lyrics & Chords By George Formby

You left your notes on lesbian sex On the fishtank in the hall It took me all afternoon To read them all I learned more in that day Than I’ve ever learned before I...read more

Slinky Johnson, if I just had you here To tell you what's on my mind I ain't seen you in the best of a year But I understand your kind You'll come repenting for the way you...read more

Pregnant women are smug Everyone knows it, nobody says it, Because they’re pregnant F-ing son of a gun You think you’re so deep now You give me the creeps now Now that...read more

I know (I know) You belong to somebody new But Tonight you belong to me Although (although) we're apart Your part of my heart And tonight you belong to me Way down by the...read more

I sued Taco Bell... 'cause I ate half a million chalupas, and I got fat I sued Panasonic... they never said I shouldn't use their microwave to dry off my cat ...read more