I Do Nothing Lyrics & Chords By Brutal Knights

Wakeup is at 10 am at chateau flan
Food in room from last night is eaten followed by visit to can
Can is briefly used, now its time for back to bed
Sleep again until 4
I do not do chores
I do nothing
Too lazy to live
I do nothing
I need to sleep in
I do nothing
Too lazy to die
I do nothing
I need to eat pie
Go downstairs, turn on TV
Logging on to check computer mail obsessively
Look at floor, floor is dirty
Will not clean the floor until I am thirty
Playing video games beat in 1992
Go upstairs and cook some food
Put cream cheese in eggs
Bust out the ketchup
Eat the food and watch the bone collector
I do nothing, I do nothing, I do nothing, too lazy