I Love A Magician Lyrics & Chords By The Dismemberment Plan

I love a magician
she can cut me in half
she can find quarters behind my ear
and make me laugh, one two one two
is this thing on? let? s assess.
oh yes, she? s the best. there is no contest.
but i must confess that there are times like when
she floats me straight up in the air
over thirty miles? i don? t care.
well maybe a little it can really stop
you from doing something cause you wonder
oh, if they? d really drop you.
she simply wiggles her nose
and disappears all my clothes
really makes me wonder
really makes me wonder, wonder
now she vanished into thin air
and doesn? t see why i care
really makes me wonder
really makes me wonder now wonder now
i love a magician, she does things to
keep me amused like when she sticks
my hair straight up in the air
for the benefit of her stuck-up friends
well, i think it? s funny
but it? s a touchy subject
she likes to set me a trap
and makes me come with a clap
really makes me wonder
really makes me wonder, wonder
she says she can? t read my mind
i know she does all the time
really makes me wonder
really makes me wonder now wonder now
there are times i don? t know you at all.