I Love Nascar Lyrics & Chords By Cledus T. Judd

[Parody of "I Love This Bar" by Toby Keith]

We got owners, favorite drivers
Boy that Tony Stewart's a whiner (crying)
And we got rookies, advertisers
Like...Uh let's see:
Havoline, Target, Sharpie, Caterpillar, Nextel,
Mountain Dew, Dupont, Lowe's,
Home Depot, Kodak, M&Ms, UPS,
Tide, Alltel, Gillette, Kelloggs,
Viagra, Dewalt, and uhhh Budweiser
But the trophy girls still
Have my favorite parts (whistles)
Vroom Vroom Vroom vroom vroom
I love NASCAR

We got cautions, we got pit stops
You can't hear a dang thang once
The flag drop
And poor Kyle Petty and Swerving Marlin
Are gonna find it tough to beat Mark Martin
Cause that Viagra car has always driven hard
Vrrrooomm Vrrooomm Vroom vroom vroom
I love NASCAR

I love NASCAR it's my kinda race
Just watching Jeff Gordon plow up a wall
Puts a smile on Dale Jr.'s face
No caviar, its beer and MOPAR
Vroom Vroom Vroom vroom vroom
I love NASCAR

I like short tracks, you'll see more wrecks
And about a million screamin rednecks
And ole Jeff Burton and poor Mike Skinner
Well they've done forgot what its like to be a winner
And Ken Schrader's still ain't sure who his sponsors are
Vroom Vroom Vroom vroom vroom
I love NASCAR

*Cledus Talking to Pit Crew

I like football (I like football)
I like my wrestling
I like a good game of air hockey
I like some ping pong now and then
How bout you Toby?

(Toby Keith)
Well I love NASCAR it's my kinda race
Just to see Big E back on the track
Would put a smile on every face
No one drove a car quite like Earnhardt
Vroom Vroom Vroom vroom vroom
I love NASCAR

Vroom Vroom Vroom vroom vroom
I love NASCAR
Gentlemen start your engines
I love NASCAR