I Shoulda Lyrics & Chords By The Celibate Rifles

I shoulda been a contender
I shoulda followed the rules
I shoulda married the girl next door
I shoulda not been a fool
I shoulda paid more attention
I shoulda listened in school
Got to re-prioritize, get that corporate style
do an Anthony Robbins seminar and meet my inner child
then I'll unleash the power within
and get that winning smile.
I shoulda exercised daily
I shoulda brushed after meals
I shoulda gone to church sunday
I shoulda learnt some ideals
I shoulda counted my blessings
I shoulda lodged an appeal
Got to re-prioritize, get that corporate style
get the new Ikea catalog
and some really bitchin' tiles
then I'll unleash the power within
and get that winning smile.
I shoulda reached my potential
I shoulda kicked some real ass
I shoulda gone in the business
I shoulda been middle class
I shoulda read the instructions
I shoulda had me a plan
I shoulda made preparations
I shoulda act like a man
I shoulda triumphed regardless
I guess I shoulda began
Got to re-prioritize, get that corporate style
do an Anthony Robbins seminar
and some really bitchin' tiles
then I'll unleash the power within
and get that winning smile.