I Want A Date With The Menards Lady Lyrics & Chords By Art Paul Schlosser

Oh, oh, oh shut up You say you want me that you hate me try to love me wanna break me guess i'm sleeping on the couch again you say no, when you mean yes is this a game...read more

We roll into the bar 'cause that's how we do Garfunkel, Oates and the rest of the crew Give a dollar to my homegirl and watch that bitch go, she Hits up the juke box and...read more

Remember the time we went out to dinner You and I alone We ate some French fries Let’s do it again Remember the time we went to the movies Laughed so hard we cried And then...read more

Oh we're meeting at the courthouse at eight o'clock tonight You just come in the door and take the first turn to the right Be careful when you get there, we'd hate to be bereft ...read more

Gonna feel like hell tomorrow So I won't go to sleep tonight Na na na na na na sorrow Everything's gonna be all right I am invincible I have no fear I am benevolent I am...read more