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I Want Some Plastic Surgery For Christmas Lyrics & Chords By Robert Lund

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Hello, Boys and Girls. This is a story that I like to call, Peter and the Wolf. Are you sitting comfortably? Are you!? Good, then let's begin.... ...read more

I'ma blast your brains Talking full-on sex I got a porcupine called "Zazoom" He leaves his scent on people's graves (Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?) I had a...read more

My life is so successful I got everything a man could ever need Got a thousand dollar haircut And I even have talkshow on TV And I know I should be happy But instead ...read more

Damn, I fucked my aunt I can't believe I fucked my aunt I fucked my aunt y'all I was thirteen, skinny little freckle-faced kid Growin' up in the country felt like...read more

I'm out on the range, surveying the land Thinking of the job that's to be done My life is hard but I don't mind Men like me, that's how the west was won I stand the pain...read more

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