I Want To Fuck You Lyrics & Chords By Jack Black

This is a song for the ladies, but fellas listen closely...

You dont always have to fuck her hard,
Infact sometimes thats not right to do.
Some times you got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smooches too.

Some times you got to squeeze!
Sometimes you got to say please!

Sometime you got to say hey,
I'm gonna fuck you...softly.
I'm gonna screw you gently.
I'm gonna hump you sweetly.
I'm gonna bowl you descreetly!

And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute Sally,
I think I got somethin in my teeth,
Could you get it out for me?

Thats fuckin team work!

Whats your favorite posish?
Thats cool with me,
It's not my favorite,
But I'll do it for you.

Whats your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it,
But I'll order it from ZANZABAR!

And then I'm gonna love you completely,
And then I'll fuckin fuck you descreetly,
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely,
But then I'm gonna fuckkk youuu harrrdd...harrddd---