I Wish I Wuz In Peoria Lyrics & Chords By The Smothers Brothers

Homer: Boy, those pies look good. Woman: Open your gullet, you human blob! Homer: *scoffs pie* Lisa: Well? What d'ya think? Homer: What do I think of the pie? What do I...read more

There's a small town in the mountains where the streets are wide and still There are children making angels in the snow The sunset paints the sky at night And old man works by...read more

woke up this mornin, clock said I was late for school, teacher told me "that's not cool" gotta put my shirt and pants on, flew down the front stair, wet my fingers and...read more

Once a year we celebrate With stupid hats and plastic plates The fact that you were able to make A trip around the sun And the whole gang gathers round With gifts and...read more

I can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest, I can stay underwater for 5 minutes on a single breath When I focus my mind I always reach my goal, But there's one thing I...read more