If I Were A Starship Captain Lyrics & Chords By Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie

Code Monkey get up get coffee Code Monkey go to job Code Monkey have boring meeting With boring manager Rob Rob say Code Monkey very diligent But his output stink His code not...read more

(Hey Mr. Fancy Pants!) Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair of very fancy pants that Mr. Fancy pants would wear when everyone is marching in the Fancy Pants parade,...read more

How do you show someone you love That they are the one? So many ways to express love It's hard to choose just one How you gonna do it? Some people like to kiss, some people...read more

Jillian was her name She was sweeter than aspartame Her kisses reconfigured my DNA And after that I never was the same And I loved her even more than Marlon Brando loved...read more

Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun Cows aren't fun They eat to grow, they grow to die They die to be eat at the hamburger fry Cows...read more