If I Were Lyrics & Chords By The Muppets

If I were a pendulum swing and you were the bird in the cuckoo clock Ev'ry time you cucko-cooed I would double tick another tick tock I'd double my swing ev'ry time...read more

If I were to go away
Would you follow me /to ends of the earth
To show me what /Your love is worth
Or would you go and buy a car
Shrug your shoulders /Say there...read more

Just tell me, tell me how to keep this And I'll be alright Just tell me, tell me what's the secret And I'll hold it tight Because I don't want to spend another...read more

if i were a painter a painter of design i'd roll you in my flower base and drink you up like wine if i were a telescope looking over land high and low my gaze would go until i found...read more

If I were a poet I would write a sonnet It would say "I love you" Your name would be upon it If I were a farmer I'd give you a bunny If I had a beehive You would get free...read more