Insane Idiots Lyrics & Chords By Christopher The Conquered

So this is what 50,000 dollars looks like
10 o'clock sharp in the morning, whenever you'd like in the evening
So you can take it or you can pass it up!
But if you walk away with my money, you must uphold your promise
To never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever kidnap me from the war zone again!

24 months in this desert ain't all that bad
Least not if you are a camel who stores ammo in place of water
So instead of showing off my bling, my ride, my pad
I'd like you to take a gander at my weapons cache
Shiny, beautiful, and black, thank god for the poppy seeds
Creators of national pastimes and holidays

Today we stand and proudly celebrate our independence
Yes we are a hardy people, we can provide for ourselves
We are independent of a knocked out pipeline
We are independent of profiteering
We are independent of leaders with divine missions
We are independent of self-destruction

Yellow means proceed with caution
Orange means lock yourself in the basement
Red means kill your family before the haters get to them