Interlude Lyrics & Chords By Shpongle

There was a curious case that my grandfather was famous for the discovery of a pubic hair that had been lodged in a piece of amber and discovered in the northern planes of Borneo, by a chimpanzee.

It was an extraordinary fact that the chimpanzee married the gorilla's mother, and produced a hairless creature no larger than the size of a small walnut, living in a matchbox.

It was a curious fact that the sister of my aunt was a contortionist who lived in a box in Russia. My grandfather who was a circus master, and a horrible man with a long whip, took my aunt in a box on a cart 'round the small villages of Russia. Showing many of the backward and inflicted morons that they could have sex with this poor woman in a box, the contortionist. Unfortunately, there were three holes in the box which you paid for: if you picked the wrong hole, god help you, because she had a horrible set of teeth, and was really set on vengeance.