Interview Part 2 Lyrics & Chords By Dylan Moran

Please return the stewardess to her original upright position. Airline always disappointed me. They don't have a drug stewardess. They have an alcohol stewardess. " Champagne,...read more

I was alone My heart was cold It was a stone My soul was lonely Like a stone There was no moss And when I danced I danced alone But then I did not dance Because I was alone...read more

(Carlin:) Say, why not become a schmuck? A licensed, practicing schmuck. Or, if you qualify, a CPS. That's right. A certified public schmuck. Y'know, it may not seem like it when you...read more

I am a modern man A man for the millennium Digital and smoke free A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is politically, anatomically and ecologically...read more

I: Ladies and gentlemen, we are privileged to have with us a man known all over the world as the prince of peace- Jesus Christ. How are you, Jesus? JC: Fine, thanks and let me say...read more