Intro By Vinyl Mogul Lyrics & Chords By Ian Dury And The Blockheads

I, I went off to the right Without saying goodbye, goodbye Where does it go from here? Is it down to the lake I fear? Ay ah ah ah ah ah Ay ah ah ah ah ah Then I call Ring (ring)...read more

Mother doesn't go out any more Just sits at home and rolls her spastic eyes But every weekend through the door Come words of wisdom from the world outside If you want to know...read more

Well there's a great amount of strain About getting on that train Every day and every night The only thing that makes it good Is seeing my favourite sight Prance and flutter...read more

I'm gonna break out of the city Leave the people here behind Searching for adventure It's the kind of life to find Tired of doing day jobs With no thanks for what I do I...read more

Why don't you play the tune now? I don't like music. Come on you little geezer. You'll look funny when you're fifty. Somebody I never met but in a way I know ...read more