Iphone Of The Future Lyrics & Chords By Rhett And Link

My girlfriend left me for a seven foot Indian My grandma hung herself on a tree in the Caribbean My sister's on the dope and my brother always picks his nose And Daddy's...read more

Gonna buy me a condo Gonna buy me a Cuisinart Get a wall-to-wall carpeting Get a wallet full 'o credit cards I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn I gonna get me...read more

Men are like vows Because they're easily broken Women are like cows Because they both have vaginas I said, men are like muzzles Because they'll try to shut you up No, no,...read more

One day you'll say "Why is everyone dead? Why didn't we just do what Kim Jong Il said?" Now we are all slaves Monkeys run this place It's Planet Of The Apes... ...read more

YEEEEEEEEEEHAW! shes a tall glass'o water. shes sippen lemonade. shes a cup of hot targe tnt shes a cold thang in the shade. shes an oatmeal cookie. shes a crumble of melted...read more