Is Guava A Donut? Lyrics & Chords By Renaldo & The Loaf

Excuse me...
Excuse me, could you tell me please...
Excuse me sir...
Is Dover a seaport?
Sure it's a seaport.
Pardon me...
Please sir...
Pardon...
Pardon me but...
Has Grover a passport?
I hope so!
Please sir I say...
Just one second please...
I say...
I say!
Do gophers eat peanuts?
I'm not sure!
Hmm...
I hope you don't mind me asking.
It's been on my mind for some years now...
It's important...
Is guava a donut?
What?
What! What, you say! You know, if I had a mind I could get quite mad, but I bite my bottom lip and persevere, a lad needs to know, y'know, y'know, y'know...
Excuse me...
Excuse me...
But I still have questions...
Sir...
Is Ghana a blood sport?
Don't be ridiculous!
You know, I still have questions.