Is This A Party Or A Dick Measuring Contest Lyrics & Chords By Dr. Acula

The bar fills up and the drinks star mixing
A cluster fuck of shame dispensed to lower your neck
By the time the barkeep hits the table
My sights are set on tonight's last pathetic attempt
Moving like a huntress across the dance floor
We meet at the waist and rediscover our flaws
She's shaking hard when I sniffle so softly
She drops her glass and knees right down to the floor
Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina
As I show her to the basement apartment
That has been built on endless nights like this
I hear words never so clearly
I won't stop till you're on your knees, baby, please, please
I understand that this might come as a shocker
You're not the first, there's always time for last
Don't get upset, you were somewhat still worth it
But on the top you gotta flip this shit fast