It Just Might Be A One-shot Deal Lyrics & Chords By Frank Zappa

If the froggy come up-a with his satchel in his hand,
Then he reach in the front and dump a mile of sand
Across the rug, along the hall, up to the umbrella stand
That you've been watchin' all the time
Watchin' all the time

And if a forest grows up from the dirt on the floor
That the frog with the satchel had just dumped beside the door
You just startin' to get worried, you ain't going out no more
And it's confusin' to your mind - just consider this:
You can be scared when it gets too real
You can be scared when it gets too real
But you should be diggin' it while it's happening
Yes! You should be diggin' it while it's happening
'Cause it just might be a one-shot deal

You can be lost and you can wanna be found
But keep an eye on that frog whenever he jump around
Just keep a-watchin' him
You oughta be watchin' him
Just keep a-watchin' him
You wanna be watchin' him
And see if he has brought along a little bag for you
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