Jalapeños Lyrics & Chords By Captain Murphy
What the fuck you think I'm here for?
This is how I live ho
It's just a fucking game girl
My life is Nintendo
I beat this game everyday
I beat this game everyday
I beat this game everyday
Try to find bitches love it when I'm fucking rough is up
Hate to see me drunk walking like I'm Snuffleufagus
Controlling thoughts, mentally
Playing to see my puppets, inner demons, and her fantasies
All must submit to the rule of Galactus
I'm the opposite of trill shit my minions in the millions kill
Laughing like a rabbit
I got the planet clutched still
X-pill up in my gut
Now it's time to find a slut
Trick her into drinking nut
Until the kids come bubble up
Double Dragon is random Captain fucking save 'em all
Dye your head and make a wish up on my sword and dragon balls
Catch 'em all
Captain known to choke a blonde
No doubt, even though she crying
Oh wow simmer down I only kinda mean it
Feel the same burn sucking on my jala-penis
