Jamal And Maria Lyrics & Chords By White Guys Jumping

I ain't fucking pretty and I ain't fucking smart. You've always been the witty and I've always been the fart. Physically strong? This is not me. The guy...read more

Television watching everyday is the shit! But check it, I can be it: "This is cool, and you have to buy the things that I advertise!" What we gonna do? "Watch some TV!" What...read more

eat - you don't, I eat - you don't! (2x) I EAT, YOU DON'T EAT. (4x) I'm a humanist but only for myself. For the other people I don't give a damn. The...read more

I don't wanna go outside, I like it here - in my home, yeah! Kicking ass in the net, boosting my ego in the message boards. Why should I go outdoors like those dumb faggots in...read more

What's the matter? - I have a headache. It might be a tumor. - It's not a tumor! It's not a tumor... at all Sitting down, 24/7....read more