Jean Shorts Lyrics & Chords By The Arrogant Worms

Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more Ever since she saw his poster in that record store She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy She thinks he's so...read more

In most every cubicle-monkey's life, there is a person or team of people who do the jobs no one else even dares to even try to understand. They are our alpha geeks. Our nerd buddies....read more

"This is a special moment right now. We'd like to take this time to tell all the kids at home, send the parents out of the room, this is a kids' song." Life's gonna suck when you...read more

There's many drinks you'll drink, me lads, on every world that's new. There's Saurian Brandy, Cranapple Schnapps, and a good old Tullamore Don't. There's...read more

Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun Cows aren't fun They eat to grow, they grow to die They die to be eat at the hamburger fry Cows...read more