Jingles Lyrics & Chords By Victor Lewis-smith

We have no time for lover's games of hide-and-seek or cat-and-mouse I come home tired, you call me names, you work all week at keeping house I understand the drudgery of what you...read more

With a little red wine beneath my belt I breathe breath that can melt the paint off doors A tongue to strip the polish off a parquet floor smooth Wake up in the morning with a...read more

Dizzy, i'm so dizzy, my head is spinning like a whirlpool, it never ends and it's you girl, making it spin you're making me dizzy The first time that i saw you, girl i knew...read more

I met this girl on Myspace She was 16 and a half She said that I was well buff And that I made her laugh So I sent her a picture Of me wanking in the bath I think I misjudged...read more

Now life can get you down And make you wear a frown When you're working your fingers to the bone So listen close to me; Here's my recipe It's easy, you can do it on your own ...read more