Joe, I'm Pregnant Lyrics & Chords By Robin Williams

San Francisco, thank you for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of. Oh San Francisco, my third favorite city to do comedy in. huh? That’s not bad right? Top ten...read more

Put down your remote control Throw out your TV Guide Put away your jacket There's no need to go outside Don't you know that we control the horizontal We control the vertical,...read more

Now, if I may digress momentarily from the main stream of this evenings symposium, I'd like to sing a song which is completely pointless but which is something I picked up during my...read more

I bought a gerbil from the petting zoo If Richard Gere can do it I can too I get undressed, start to lube I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube Wondering just how he'll...read more

In life there are many things Some of them are the same and some are opposites About some of these things I do sing A cactus is the opposite of a chair In my house you can sit...read more