Johnny Are You Gay? Lyrics & Chords By The Hillbilly Moon Explosion

Is she really going out with him?
I dunno! Hey, there she is. Let's go ask her! Hey Gina! Is that Johnny's ring you're wearing?
Uh-huh!
Are you guys, like, hanging out?
Uh-huh!
I mean are you like, serious, I mean, doin' stuff?
Uh-uh.
Has he ever tried?
Uh-uh.
What's his problem!?
Johnny, are you gay?
You're so good looking
But something's in the way
When I look in your eyes
Oh, Johnny you mean so much to me
I've waited so long for you to set me free
And so I ask myself each day
Johnny, are you gay?
You've got a real cool shirt, yeah
It's tight black satin
Not like the other guys, no
They all wear plaid and corduroy
I really like your style
Need you to be my boy
So I ask myself each day,
Johnny, are you gay?
Shopping malls and station wagons
Ain't a lot for a girl like me
My ma was a naggy parent,
So Johnny, won't you set me free
Take a look into my eyes, there's lots of love for you
Tell me now, is it wrong
To want to get more from you?
Johnny, are you gay?
I didn't see you at the ballgame
I heard you gone shopping
Just you and Jasper Morgan
All I want is to be close to you
C'mon, give it a try, I know you'll like it too
And so I ask myself each day...
Johnny, are you gay?
I saw you dancin' techno
The way you move to the beat
It just ain't natural
Oh, Johnny, you mean so much to me
I've waited so long for you to set me free
And so I ask myself each day,
Johnny, are you gay?