Johnny Lyrics & Chords By Elvis Jackson

Johnny is a boy he spends all day in a pub

Drinking coffee drinking whiskey

He couldn't live without.

He is just a boy and his life is just a joy

Nobody belived the bottle was

His first joy

Johnny, Johnny if you really dare

Then he met a girl

The one with hemeroids

He tried to lick her ass

She gave to him no choice

Who the fuck are you?

To tell me what to do

Go the fuck away and never cross my way

With drinking all the day

The problems are gone away

He was so confused

Like every other day

He is just a boy

His life is just a joy.