Joneses Rule Of Sport Lyrics & Chords By The Wrens

the wife six kids
the boss the dog
and the mistress tuesday night
the kitchen sink
the midday drinks
itÂ's a pool boy afternoon
your boy heÂ's a girl
hereÂ's the daddyÂ's football star
your girl sheÂ's a boy
not the prom queen anymore
forget what youÂ've been taught
your just plastic sold and bought
because God knows all you want
in the JonesÂ' rule of sport
elect the man get fooled again
and you bought the mayorÂ's new lawn
a t.v. smile donÂ't touch that dial
welcome to your life
itÂ's done one by one
so you join the shopperÂ's club
same hair same face
got to keep in the race
so you criticize / tie the noose too tight
leaves you spinning round and round
to impersonate your life.