Justin Bieber Vs Beethoven Lyrics & Chords By Nice Peter

Justin Bieber
Look what the cat dragged back from the dead
man it looks like Chewbacca wiped his ass on your head
I'm the next Michael Jackson, you smell like Betty White
Here's some aspirin, you're catchin' Bieber fever tonight
Because my voice is incredible and your music is terrible
Who even listens to classical anyway?
Even Elise wants to do me and now that you're right next to me
I can understand why they used a dog to play you in the movies

Ludwig van Beethoven
Sit down son and let me give you a music lesson
Ask Bach, I got more cock than Smith & Wesson
Never say never? You'll never be forgettin'
I've crafted master pieces that will last throughout the ages
Your music gets you bitches on your Facebook pages
I'm committin' verbal murder to the major third degree
My name is Beethoven motherfucka, maybe you've heard of me
Not the Saint Bernard version, I'm the real OG
You wanna trade blows? You can't even hit puberty

Bieber
I've got Kim Kardashian in my bed backstage
When's the last time your music got anybody laid?
I've got a concert in five so there's not much time left, heh-heh
What else can I say? Your own music made you deaf

Beethoven
I would smack you, but in Germany, we don't hit little girls
And I'm glad I'm deaf so I can't hear that piece of shit "My World"
There's a crowd of millions waitin' to hear my symphonies
You wanna be a little white Usher? Here show them to their seats